About Tees of Chaos

Why Does This Exist?

It started, as most great things do, with two working professionals sitting in back-to-back meetings on a Friday afternoon, wearing shirts that said absolutely nothing about how they truly felt about life.

Akash — an engineer who has explained "it works on my machine" so many times he considers it a personality trait. Swarnaprava — a professional who has sat through enough revised timelines to write a novel about delay as a lifestyle.

Together they looked at the Indian T-shirt market and asked one question: Why does nobody make tees for people like us? People who grind hard, laugh harder, and understand that Bhagwan probably had a plan — it just had no deadline. So they built Tees of Chaos. Because the only thing that should be chaos is your wardrobe.

The Founders — Two Professionals. Zero Chill.

Akash — Co-Founder

Has been "just 5 minutes away from finishing the feature" since 2019. Believes every bug is a hidden feature. Drinks coffee like it is a deployment dependency. Loves anime, engineering, and the smell of a production release on a Friday evening — said no one ever. "If it compiles, ship it."

Swarnaprava — Co-Founder

Has attended enough standup meetings to qualify for a PhD in awkward silences. Masters the art of saying "as per my last email" without breaking eye contact. Deeply spiritual, deeply sarcastic, and firmly believes that God is running the world like a first-time product manager with no roadmap. "The timeline is revised. As always."

What We Stand For

For The Friday Crowd — Casual Friday was invented for people who needed one day where their clothes match their soul. We make that possible every day.

Professionally Chaotic — We celebrate the grind, the burnout, the quota, the sprint and the standup — and put it on a tee so you can wear your trauma with style.

Three Niches. One Truth. — Professional chaos, anime energy, spiritual sarcasm. Three ways to say the same thing: life is beautifully, hilariously out of control.

Made In India. For India. — Deeply Hinglish. Deeply sarcastic. Deeply relatable to every Indian who has ever said "Bhagwan jaane" and meant it literally.